I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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