Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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