Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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