That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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