He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
where are my eyebrows?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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