that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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