The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Four minutes until I can fart!
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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