butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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