Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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