That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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