If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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