just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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