kristin has been a bad kristin
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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