Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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