I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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