Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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