I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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