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he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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