I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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