Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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