Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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