Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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