Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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