Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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