Christians are straight up FREAKS
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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