trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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