at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
