Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Girls should come with a carfax report
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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