At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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