Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I smell like Dick and happiness
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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