when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I came so hard my ears popped.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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