she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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