is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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