never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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