I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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