I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You need Xanax blowdarts
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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