normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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