i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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