I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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