I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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