i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
how does that bad decision feel?
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