Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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