Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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