my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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