When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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