you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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