Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
farters have to be the big spoon...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Randomize
