nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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