Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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