Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
