Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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