i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
This is classic penis vs brain.