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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She'll never know what hit her

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  I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.

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  Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  wtf. i just found you're porn stash.

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  u like it?

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  NOT THE POINT.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?

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  lets deal with that after we figure out where i am

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn

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• (806): View more from Texas

  There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  They are going to name an STD after you.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?

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