They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it