Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I wish you could order shots online.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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