Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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