I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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