He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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